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brUzan Q QriM tUyUL kE RmH mU,
tDi’Y sEh mU nY0L0n9 pLzA QmU,
eH tAk LmA KmuDiaN S’tUyUL bLiK L9
dAn bLaN9 9wAtZ b0Z tAr9Et QtA
LbiH b0kE dRi b0z....hahaha...._
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kuning = tmn biasa,
hijau = tmn dkat,
merah = org yg dibenci,
putih = shbat sejati,
pink = org yg disayang,
biru = org yg istimewa,
ungu = org yg sllu d ingat.
kalo km pilih wrna apa buat aq?_
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sejati = jujur = gk pamrih N
cinta tu cm satu ...._
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,;*”’*;, tanamlah
*;,¥,;* $’btng phn
_ _)(_ _ cint@
b’rakar k’$tiaan
b’rdaun k’prcy’an
b’bunga p’ngrbann,
b’buah p’ngrtian,
rwatlah $llu dgn k$ih $yg,
$rmilah dgn k’tlusan & k’jjuran...!!!
KRimkN kTa2 ini ke teman moe yg kmu syangi..._
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sebut pelan”,,
_”saya yakin ALLAH SWT sllu mengobati q
dlm suka n duka”
qRim k’10 temn muslim moe,,, liht keajaibn mlm nee...
jgn d’delete sblm d qRim..!!
ni bNer” tRjadi...J_
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sok gosok
d’gosok
hP ajaib
tUnjukkAnLah wUjud Asli yG bCa
cMz nE
ABAKADABRA...........
buuuuummmmmmzzz...
.+*’*’*+.
0( @..@ )0
“(--_--)”
***
yA aMpuuuN ko moonYeeet c!!!
mAaf sLh bc mantra nE...J_
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cRy lama g cmz kmu, hPq lgi error nee...
sBel dwech...!! mSa’ law d tkn tmbol MENUx
muncul bgini....
“MENU”
bAkso = 5000
miE ayam = 4000
es teler = 3500
BT qn..?hehehe...._
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jika anda mnmukan ne2k dGn cRi2 :
* kRiput
* tnGgi 150 cm
* rMbut putih
* pKun
* bWa tngkat
kMi taz nma kLuarga mNgucApkan :
........
........
“BUAT U JA, NTU NENEK” tRimmz_
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hdup tnpa CINTA, bner2 GILE....
mtor tnpa BENSIN, brarti u KERE....
makn tnpa SATE, G’APE-APE...
surga tnpa GUE, G’OKE....
tp,,,,,
neRaka g’da LOE, g’ RAME...._
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.-- “”””””””””””””””””:
/ _ _ tid”tid :
‘-o--“””””””””””””””o””
brum. . . . . . . . brum . . . . .
... brum. . . . . brum . . . .
... brum . . . . . was plza 9ratiz...hehe..._
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PMP (plend mkan plend)
PMP d’larang olh undang’ prcintaan
BECAUSE
> bkin prsahabtn hncur
> bkin bnyak msuh
> kya gak laku ajj rebud pacr temn
> kena karma
> sial tiap hari
> tlinga jdi pnas, coz tiap hri d gosipin
> dpt julukn psngan anjink....
sbrin yach.... biar prgram pmrintah
cinta brjln lncar, okeeyyyy...._
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ini adlah lyanan pduli zmz.
hanya dgn mnerima dn mmbaca sms ini,
maka anda tLah mmbantu sodara2 qita
yG ksulitan mnghabiskan bonus sms.
TERIMA KASIH....!!!_
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mLem kiAn laRut, Wkt’y tAriK cElimUt,
cUci kAki BiAr G’dA CmUt,
jGn dGR lagu dAnGduT, tkUt nNti mAngGut2,
sLam dari si Imoet...VERKO...J.
m3t bo2’ ya...._
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Q tAk kAn mNuLis nMaMu d pAsir pNtai...
krNa kan trhPuZ oMbk. .q tkaN mnLz nMamU di aTz aWan
krN kN trBg tRbWa aNgin. .
.q kN mgUkir nMa mUw d aTz btU
agR tAg hLanG oLh aNgin dn oMbAk.....
dN sLaLu qUw smpAn dLm rELUNG hAtiQ....
K E K A S I H K U_
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SpT DiArY....
zLaLu aDa
BwT tMpT cUrHaT
SpT cRaYoN...
yG sLaLu mBri wArNa
SpT bLn...
yG tErAn9i mLm...
tapi,
sahabat j9 sPt mUtiaRa
inDaH siCh. tp sUsAh d Cri..._
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1 phon bsa jd hutan
1 senyuman bsa jd prhatian
1 sntuhan bsa jd hal yg tak trlupakan
1 org sprtimu bsa jd rebutan
tapi di HUTAN !!
hehe..._
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S0mb0ng ...... di sApa diAm.
mEntAng2 lg mKn di pnggiR jLn mA tmn,
d pAnggiL puRA2 ga dnGaR.....
sEKaLi deNgar cMa noLEH ‘n
biLAng mbEEEeee!!!
Hahahaha........_
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K’Jpank beli duren, emank loe kren.,...
K’Blanda beli mngGis, prcaya dwech loe maniez.,...
K’Amrika beli smbako, ich gila imoet bgd sich loe,..,
K’Itali beli kedndonk, sory ya gwe bo’0nk...._
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...iKaTan ciNta tAk hRuz dGn kEkasiH....
...iKaTan hAti tAk mEsti dGn pcR....
...tP kAsiH sAyAng, ciNtA, dLm haTi
aKan tumBuh iNdah dLm
“PERSAHABATAN”_
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“r0man2”ny mw bo2 niy.
Jgn lp “0nci” pntu...
Ntr di “maki2” ortu lg.
0ia “pasha”ng 0bat nymuk yh biar bo2nya nynyak...
Mmpi “enda” yAch tmn qu...._
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,fotoMu jaToh djLn.
unTun9 tAk tEMuiN...
sKrg D baWah...
-mSh dBWh
-bWg Lg
-iNi dy....
;****;
Ö( @..@ )Ö
.”(---)”.
bSok Lg siMpeN yG bNr yA(...)_
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mAu “RingTone” yg bAru ga?
tunggu 5 dtk
:05
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/ .) .):::::@tuuuuutttte.....
L /L /
prooooot!
merdu yAh?
judULnya: angiN mEnusuk jiwA....hahahaha...._
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Sr!kya cmpur p!zZa,,,
prm!si 0r6 k4ya m0 bu4ang plZa....
buah mrk!sa, bu4hkd0nd0ng,,,
or6 sush blz d0nk....
b3li p!Za bwa t4p3.....
6 puxa plzA
bu4n6 j4 tu HP....hehee...._
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tEmpe peNyEt rAsa tapE...
idih ad m0ny3t pEncEt hp....
jambu mEntE baWan9 meRah...
wah si m0nyEt muLai maRah...
ta0c0 pDe5 bikin mULes....
haYoo si m0ny3t mw nGbLeZ...._
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Seklompok iblis dtg mnghmpiri aku....
Mrk mnginginkan org2 briman....
Ktwarkan nm kmu karna kutau kau beriman.
Jwb mreka:
...JANGAN...
DIA BOS KAMI!!
hehe....._
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kAm3ra.....
LaMpU.....
RoLL....
acTi0oN....
;****;
Ö( @..@ )Ö
.”(---)”.
(“,”) CUT....CUT..!!
MaAnaaAa....
./” ExpREsiNya...?!!_
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saAt p’tamA X Q mNtApMu,
hT!Q trZA b’9tAr...
dRahQ mNdeS!r...
dA2Q b’dTak kNcAn9...
lalu,,
mbwtQ b’pk!r....
!n!kH y9 nM’Y...
‘9EnDeRuWo”... hahahaha..._
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0w...
Mlm yg crah mnabur kn bntang sbgai hiasan yg pling indh....
Swasana indh ni mmbwat q ingn mngtakn :
Aku....
Aku....
Huam....
Ngntuk neh..._
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Zpa aq b6! kmu?
A_de,
B_est frend,
C_inta,
D_ambaan,
E_nemy,
F_rend,
G_uru,
H_arpn,
I_mpian,
J_iwamu,
K_akak,
L_amunn,
M_asa lalu,
N_othing,
O_rg yg km suka,
P_enyemangat,
Q_ilasan,
R_isaumu,
S_elingkuhn,
T_TM,
U_ntaian,
V_isi,
W_ujud kzh zynk,
X_traordinary fren,
Y_our self,
Z_doh.
wJ!b kudu d’bLz!!!_
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Tiada p!zza s3enak cinta,
Tiada keju s3enak rindu,
Tiada spageti s3enak hati,
Tiada yg muaniiz kcuali
yg nulis cmz ni.
EiitzZz!!!!.... zuuut dilarang protEzz....key
he1000x_
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plangi itu indh, tpi tdk mnrut q
bntang jg indh tp tdk trlalu bgi q
kmu tw pa yg pling INDAH bwt q?
“BUMI”
krna di dlmx ada kamu
orang yg special bagi Q_
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D0s4 j9n di (+)
4m4L j9n di ( - )
C!NT4 j9n di ( : )
HidUp hX s3 (x)
“9u9uR BuN94 kRn L4yU....
“9u9uR im4n kRn n4FsU...
“9u9uR c!NT4 kRn c3mBuRu....
T’tW4 kRn bH9!4, MnN9!s kRn D3riT4....
B’T4uB4t kRn d0s4....
B’iBdH kRn T4qW4....
M3t pgi....!_
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“tiada mutiara sebening cinta”
“tiada sutra sehalus kasih sayang”
“tiada embun sesuci ketulusan hati”
“dan tiada hubungan seindah
“persahabatan sejati”
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disaat ibumu trtidur lelap,
coba kamu pndangi dia dlm2
dan bayangkan, mtanya tak akn trbuka utk selamanya....
tangannya tdk mampu lgi untk menghapus air mata qt,
dan tak ada lagi nasehatnya yg slama ini sering qt abaikan.
bayangkan ibumu sdh TIADA dan
apakah kmu sdah mampu membahagiakannya?
yg sekian kalinya dia selalu membahagiakanMu,
memenuhi kehendakmu.
Apakah kamu pernah terpikir??
Betapa besar pengorbanannya?
Kirim zmz ne ke 15tmn kmu, insya Allah kmu mendapat pahala...
coz kamu termasuk orang2 yang baik_
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